Reuben Abati Reports - Atiku, Atikulation And Other Stories

“Rumor as it that Atiku don port! from APC to God knows where"

"He used to be a Customs officer. Traveling between various ports ought not be an issue or an issue for him. It is in the idea of Customs authorities to travel between different ports. When they prepare Customs authorities, they prepare them to simply vanish to no place when the tempest is extreme and harsh. That is the motivation behind why each custom authority is a whore… serving or resigned. I know some of them. They are continually vanishing and showing up. After oil and gas, traditions is the other nectar pot of Nigeria. My sibling, on the off chance that you taste a tad bit of that nectar pot, your tongue will turn out. You will dependably need to taste more."

"In any case, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar isn't a beginner to the diversion. He has been Vice President to Ebora Obasanjo for a long time. What's more, since 2007, he has been peering toward that office of President. He endeavored to keep running in 2007, he kept running in 2011, he ran again in 2015. There must be something in that Aso Rock that he is searching for."

"Or, then again something he kept there that he needs to backpedal and expel."

"There is nothing amiss with a man trying to control his nation, however."

"Indeed, that is the reason Alhaji Abubakar has been anticipating himself as a man under weight running from column to post, carrying on like the main thing in his life is to end up President."

"To be President no be joke goodness. The man wear taste the thing little, na him know wetin the thing be?"

"Yet, God has favored him. He has a University. God has given a minor Customs officer the chance to instruct Nigerian kids. Indeed, even Boko Haram survivors are presently being taught in his college and the Federal Government is paying him lorry heaps of cash as grant. Must he be President?"

"Indeed. In the event that dem give you suya for one hand, convey champagne for another hand, which one you go take?"

"Champagne, my sibling."

"Or, on the other hand when you see pointless individuals, Oga's household workers and stupid erukus washing hands with champagne that their first to fifth ages never tasted, what will you do?"

"I swear I will venture into the ring and battle."

"Great. Atiku needs to assume control. Him excessively wan taste champagne. The champagne of Nigeria."

"Be that as it may, he doesn't' know where he is going."

"He knows. Talks are going on. For him to leave the APC, he probably worked out his next goal."

"Which is?"

"I hear PDP"

"PDP? PDP is in a bad position. I don't figure PDP can expel Buhari from control".

"I have seen photos of Atiku's PDP crusade vehicles. It would appear that he will get the PDP Presidential ticket"

"How?"

"He has cash. PDP at this moment needs someone with cool money who can challenge the APC, and battle them cash for cash."

"Also, Atiku has that reserve?"

"He can activate it."

"The PDP Governors won't permit him"

"Who are those ones? There is no Governor in PDP today who needs to burn through cash. Those Araldites? In the event that a roadside hobo gives them cash, they will gather. PDP Governors are so ravenous they will be so happy to gather tithes. On the off chance that Atiku gives them cash, they will hop like frogs, and hand over the Presidential ticket to him."

"In any case, for what reason should Nigerian lawmakers bounce from one gathering to the next."

"Yearning and voracity. Wouldn't you be able to see that there is no Nigerian lawmaker who is keen on philosophy or thoughts? They all simply need position and power."

"I can see that. Atiku for instance has hopped from PDP to AC to PDP, to APC and from APC to, well, we don't know where next until the point when he says as much… "

"It is called Atikulation."

"It would appear that the hop of the frog to me"

"Frog?. This resembles the hop of the elephant. Atiku's turn is an analogy for Nigerian governmental issues. It is an indication that something appalling hosts happened to the decision get-together."

"I hear the decision party says Atiku's turn is unsurprising thus it is a non-occasion."

"Who said as much? Garba Shehu?"

"No"

"You mean Garba Shehu has not talked? He has not reacted to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar's Atikulation, particularly Atiku's accommodation that the APC government is a joke and a trick?"

"I checked. Some person revealed to me that Garba Shehu is treating an ear issue right now, and ..em, that he is a piece of a group taking a gander at the strange development of the rats in the President's office to the Council Chambers driving the President to migrate the Federal Executive Council meeting to the First Lady's Conference Room."

"I don't trust that. The Garba Shehu I know would have issued an announcement calling Atiku a trick for scrutinizing Buhari and dumping the APC"

"You sef. You wear overlook? Garba Shehu is Atiku's kid. He used to be Atiku's main representative. He used to lead the ambush against Obasanjo and Jonathan before he was given to Buhari. You need him to chomp his lord?"

"He ought to carry out his activity. We are discussing unwaveringness. Give him a chance to carry out his activity or settle on a decision."

"He too should port?"

"He can do whatever he loves, yet in any event at whatever point he censures the restriction once more, he should realize that he is assaulting the Atiku finger that nourished him"

"This is the reason I absolutely never need to work for government. Excessively intense. In any case, you are discussing Garba Shehu. What is Mama Taraba as yet doing in the Buhari government? The minute Alhaji Atiku Abubakar Atikulated his position and discounted the Buhari government, I anticipated that Mama Taraba would leave quickly, having openly proclaimed that she is a reliable devotee of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar."

"Mom Taraba"

"Baba Buhari should sack her and all Atiku followers in the administration."

"You don't know anything. You don't know governmental issues. Try not to be astonished if Baba keeps Atiku's supporters in his legislature"

"Adversaries in his legislature"

"You don't know governmental issues. Truth be told, President Buhari could choose to make Mama Taraba his Minister of Petroleum Resources. What's more, Garba Shehu the Minister of Information and Atiku will realize that he is simply making clamor."

"Gi-di-scoff. Power-pass-control. However, the Mama Taraba that I know will get furious and leave "

"You suspect as much?"

"Truly. On the off chance that she doesn't leave, I trust Ibe Kachikwu to issue an announcement to state this is the very stature of defilement and trickery"

"It is alright. Chika is an Igbo name."

"Atiku's Atikulation is it. Furthermore, quit saying the man hosts been moving from one political get-together to the next. Indeed, even the sitting President hopped from one gathering to the next, many elections previously he could move toward becoming President."

"What a nation! Legislative issues of convenience; no ideolpgy. No gathering framework. Anything goes"

"In the event that you Atikulate it appropriately, there is no reason to worry."

"I am sad for you. I trust you know that enunciated vehicles just bring issues. In Apapa. In Abuja-Lokoja street. All over the place, they are causing issues."

"Those are vehicles. Here, we are discussing a mission to spare Nigeria."

"What's more, who will do that?"

"Atiku has ventured forward"

"What of Baba Bubu?"

"He has not told anyone he needs a moment term. From what I see, he may decide on the Mandela choice"

"Mandela, Mandela. Is Buhari from South Africa?"

"He is from Katsina."

"What's more, you need him to resemble Mandela? Have you begun drinking?"

"It is to his greatest advantage not to look for a moment term"

"On the off chance that you continue talking this way, when they convey you and bolt you up, I swear I won't try to visit you in confinement. This administration has no issue with the right to speak freely. It is your flexibility after discourse that can't be ensured."

"I will state what I like"

"That isn't an issue. However, simply think about the way that your better half is still exceptionally youthful. The way this thing is going, a few people won't see daylight until after 2019."

"Since I need a legitimately Atikulated nation?"

"Since you don't comprehend Nigerian governmental issues. Have you not heard that much previous Vice President Atiku has been made a request to go to Abeokuta and ask the supervisor of managers, the Ebora himself, Baba of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo, on the off chance that he needs to try and get a gathering ticket not to discuss getting to be President. OBJ Nigeria. No OBJ, No Nigeria. Baba Ooosa! Eruku country. Ebora Tuaale!. Tuaale!"

"What isn't right with you? Who is Obasanjo? We are running a vote based system. We ought to discuss establishments not people."

"Tu u danu. This is Nigerian popular government. It is the vote based system of Godfathers. On the off chance that a few people don't state yes in this majority rules system, even God won't state yes."

"That is dismal."

"What I am letting you know is that no one can be President or uproot Buhari without the endorsement of some dug in forces and territories in this nation. Nigerian governmental issues isn't about vote based system. We have not achieved that stage. It is about power. For what reason do you think Senator Musiliu Obanikoro will cross from PDP to APC, and he will openly say that Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is the best thing at any point made since the innovation of toothpaste?"

"I was floored to hear that"

"I was stunned"

"Try not to be stunned. That is the idea of Nigerian legislative issues. In any case, in all actuality Godfathers have feet of earth. In Anambra, in the last Gubernatorial races, Willie Obiano demystified his own Godfather, Peter Obi and the man has been, tranquil from that point forward. He demystified the individuals who went and obtained Alex Ekwueme's girl, I mean the PDP, and the APC that went and acquired Ojukwu's child. Any Godfather that needs to survive should realize what he is doing. No one should play God over Nigerian legislative issues."

"The way I see it, the man will's identity President may not have appeared. There is an amusement that is unfurling."

"A coalition against Buhari?"

"An effective power lecturing change, more like it, prepared in the North